Just so you know, those that may want to know...
I am a fat arse.
I eat meat.
I eat vegetables.
I am not a lesbian. However, I have the same interests as lesbians - women.
So, I am male. I like women. Lesbians are cool. I like food. I am overweight, but not obscenely.
This announcement is for those IDIOTs and A-HOLES that seem to be sprouting up all over VOX. If this is you, do me a favour and kiss my arse. However, your comments are welcome.
Oh, and you can usually count on not taking me seriously, as I am full of shite.
Good Night and Good Day!
What fictional creature do you wish were real?
Suppose you had to buy a Reference Book for under 75.00 but over 50.00, what would it be? A Reference Book that is updated, I guess I should add...
Thanks to Valerae for the link to this site, Diesel Sweeties...
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Because I can't have it, but I wants it...
Today's Meat Day will honour CHICKEN KATSU! If you haven't made plans, or even if you have, go out and eat some chicken katsu (take a picture or two). I would if this sorry arse place had a place that served it, sniff...
Meme courtesy of >Ü< CareaBearaSara >Ü<. It's been a while since I doed a long meme, so here it goes...
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology."
FOODOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Thousand Island, Caesar, or Blue Cheese
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. I guess it would be Krystal or White Castle (if we had a White Castle)
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Sniff, Van Lang Cuisine in Little Rock, AR, how I miss you…
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Usually 15%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Chinese - anything Chinese related.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sausage, hamburger, anything really...
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Meat
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Crappy blue screen (at work)
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 3
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. RIGHT
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. I am sure I have...
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Currently and I call them my friends (my cavity and me, like to climb up a tree)
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. I got myself out of bed this morning
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Who's to say...
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Two Weeks notice would be nice
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I would not
Q. Pink
A. Lemonade
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I am sure (I love hot dogs)
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I don't think so
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I don't think so, but then, how would I know?
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Better be damn sexy
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Yes
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: LOL, sure, but that magazine would go out of business
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Any day of the week
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Sure
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Lint
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. No, but it is funny
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Um, stand
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Just my wife and my cats
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. None, I don’t like thongs
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Long story and it pisses me off
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I don’t want to grow up
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: What is my top 8?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Person you talked to?
A. Co-worker
Q: Last person who called you?
A: Wife
Q: Person you hugged?
A. Wife
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 74 (heehee), most likely number 1
Q: Season?
A: Winter
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A. Always
Q: Mood?
A: At work, you guess what my mood is
Q: Listening to?
A: Patrons
Q: Watching?
A. The time go by
Q: Worrying about?
A. Money
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Go home
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: IT sucked – Resident Evil 3 or 4 or whatever it was
Q: Do you smile often?
A: NO! Yeah, I actually do
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Sure
Who's the coolest culinary celebrity?
Celebrities...
First off, hands down they are the Two Fat Ladies (butter and lard and bacon grease baby!)
Finally, let us not forget the Galloping Gourmet - Graham Kerr.
Crom + use of razor knife at work = frelling deep finger gash/laceration!
Hopefully, stitches will not be called for, hopefully. My poor thumb. If you guys and gals are lucky, I will take some photos once I get home.
...this day that is. Will it end? Hells no, not until that magic closing time of 7 p.m. Feels like I am in the ICE of HECK* today.
long, slow, annoying day...
HALP!
*Ninth Circle. Traitors, distinguished from the "merely" fraudulent in that their acts involve betraying one in a special relationship to the betrayer, are frozen in a lake of ice known as Cocytus. Each group of traitors is encased in ice to a different depth, ranging from only the waist down to complete immersion. The circle is divided into four concentric zones: from Wiki...
Not that I am a traitor, just feels like a deep layer of HECK today, more like walking through Bolgia 2 in the Eighth Circle if you know what I mean...
HALP!
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