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The five dollar foot long marketing campaign was a frelling stroke of genius.  

In general, people that enjoy snakes and think that snakes are cool, well, those people are idiots.

If money didn't matter, what job would you most like to have?
Submitted by Rainbird.

JOB?  Are you serious Rainbird?  Job?  If money did not matter, I would NOT work, or I would become a politician and get more money via kickbacks and lying.  Stoopid question.

You have four unexpected guests showing up for dinner in less than an hour, you haven't been to the store in days, and you want to impress them with a delicious meal. What do you serve them?

CAKE.  I'll let them eat cake.

Cliche.

You are beginning to bore the hessmata (heck, hell, crap) out of me.  Your questions of the day have sucked and I feel will continue to suck.  The only good thing about you, Vox, is my neighborhood, so I guess I can pardon you for now.  Why can you not be more like Twitter?  I suppose I am going through a phase, a Twitter phase.  It may end, or it may not.  Vox, you have made me weary.  I suppose this is the same thing that happens with just about all social media, soon it becomes boring and old and we need new and shiny things with which to play.

Yes, this may very well be the most gay post ever on my Vox.

Crom74.

What's the first thing you do when you get home from work?

I am usually greeted at the door by either one, two, or all three of our cats, so, I guess, the first thing I do is scratch the cat and/or cats.

Today is National Bird Day. Show us a bird that is native to your region

A native bird, eh?  You sure?

Mooninite2

Woohoo, according to groundhog.org...

Phil's official forecast as read February 2nd, 2009 at sunrise at Gobbler's Knob:

Hear Ye Hear Ye

On Gobbler's Knob this glorious Groundhog Day, February 2nd, 2009

Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators

Awoke to the call of President Bill Cooper

And greeted his handlers, Ben Hughes and John Griffiths

After casting a joyful eye towards thousands of his faithful followers,

Phil proclaimed that his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers were World Champions one more time

And a bright sky above me

Showed my shadow beside me.

So 6 more weeks of winter it will be.

Now, go home tonight and watch Groundhog Day.

Groundhog Day (Special Edition)