Why do you blog?
Submitted by Syafira.

Why do you ask?

If money didn't matter, what job would you most like to have?
Submitted by Rainbird.

JOB?  Are you serious Rainbird?  Job?  If money did not matter, I would NOT work, or I would become a politician and get more money via kickbacks and lying.  Stoopid question.

You have four unexpected guests showing up for dinner in less than an hour, you haven't been to the store in days, and you want to impress them with a delicious meal. What do you serve them?

CAKE.  I'll let them eat cake.

Cliche.

What's the first thing you do when you get home from work?

I am usually greeted at the door by either one, two, or all three of our cats, so, I guess, the first thing I do is scratch the cat and/or cats.

What do you always say you will do but never actually get around to doing?
Submitted by Beautifully Broken.

Just about anything and everything.

Which cartoon character best represents you?

Seriously, have we not already had a question similar to this?  Somebody over there in the Vox World must be phoning it in today...

Homer

What's the best thing between two slices of bread?
Submitted by Eric.

MEAT!

Stoopid question, Eric, stoopid question.

Snowball fights, hot cocoa by the fire, and sleigh rides... What's your favorite thing about winter?

My favourite thing about the Winter is that it is not BUTT HOT outside.  However, living in the South only provides one with a few nice Wintry days...

"Oh, but it's cold outside!" It's a fact of life that the economic climate is a bit chilly this holiday season. Is that affecting how you're doing your holiday shopping?
Sponsored by Best Buy.

I don't know if the economic climate has affected me any more than normal; however, I do know that I will NOT be buying anything from frelling Best Buy.  You got that Best Buy?  You can kiss my arse.

Happy Holidays.

The election is a week from today, who are you going to vote for?

Mississippi, I believes, allows one to write-in a candidate, so I will be doing that.  I am going to vote for "Pass the Biscuits" Pappy O'Daniel because we need a shot in the arm.

Oh, and if you think I am joking then you are mistaken.