110 posts tagged “qotd”

How are you celebrating the 4th of July?

We have been True Americans today.  We got up around 9 AM. - a bit late for us.  We wanted breakfast food, so we took off and headed towards the Huddle House.  The Huddle House was packed and there was no parking.  I barked a curse and we headed to the Awful Waffle.  The Awful Waffle was packed, with people waiting.  We don't wait to eat at the Awful Waffle, so we left and headed for Ihop.  Ihop was also packed, with a line headed out the door for seating.  We did not stay.  On a whim, I decided that maybe the kick-arse bagel shop was open, so we headed downtown.  It was closed.  I got pissed.  We drove home and made breakfast ourselves around 10 AM and 30 miles later.  Our breakfast kicked arse.  We each had a bagel "egg in the basket."  That is, we made eggs in the basket with a bagel instead of a slice of bread.  I added cheese and ham to mine to make fully loaded breakfast sandwich - good stuff.  After eating, I had planned to do yard work, but we fell asleep.  I am now up and it is around 2 PM.  I am about to eat a couple of yams and then perhaps yard work.  We are barbecuing chicken, eggplant, squash, zucchini, asparagus, and tomatoes for dinner tonight.  We may pop a firecracker.

God Bless America.

How long do you take in the shower?
Submitted by Strive2Be.

I take as long as necessary to clean meself.  Why the frell do you care?

If you could do anything you want tomorrow, what would it be?
Submitted by Becca-Pink.

I can't say, as it is a matter of National Scrutiny Security.

What's your favorite time of day and why?

Closing Time.  Why?  Do I really need to explain?

Yesterday was the summer solstice for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere. How did you celebrate the arrival of summer and the longest day of the year?

Screw summer.  Summer sucks.  It's the heat.  It's the humidity.  It sucks.

How have you changed in the past year?
Submitted by littleduckling.

Well, I've shaved since last year.

What's your best quality?

What do you think my best quality is, eh, Vox?

What did you learn in kindergarten that you wish you did a better job of applying to the way you live your life today?

Even though, at the time, I did not enjoy it or appreciate it, I do now.  I am speaking, my dear Vox Peoples, of the wonderful thing called "nap time."  I wish that I could apply "nap time" to my life today and everyday.  Alas, adults are dumb and think that "nap time" is only good for young children - young children that don't want it and don't appreciate it.  I would appreciate it and I want it. 

Nap Time. 

Who helped make you the cool person you are today?
Submitted by Amy - Sister Brown Hair Surprise.

Quite possibly the worst QotD ever!

One is not MADE cool; one is either cool or one is not cool.  Duh.

How would you like to be remembered?
Submitted by Paulha66.

Like a fart in the wind...