6 posts tagged “shite”

It's only frelling Thursday.  I feel like shite.  Happy Frelling Thursday.

It's Monday and I gots the Mundays real bad.  I feel like shite to boot.  Oh well, work, work, work.  Must work.

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Well, I had to break down and make a dental appointment (December 07 is pain day).  A while back my tooth cracked at the filling and I only got a patch job on it when ultimately it will need a crown.  I was banking on having some dental insurance with me new work, but, alas, all I will be eligible for is frelling Aflac.  Even with Aflac, I would have had to wait for ONE FRELLING YEAR before I could get this done.  Well, it can't frelling wait.  I am getting tired of worrying about my frelling teeth, so it needs to be done.  I could kick my teenage shelf's arse for not taking better care of my teeth - if I did, I would not be in this boat now.  Damage done, FRELL.

Anyhow, as I said, I posted about this a while back and Nikki told me about dentalplans.com - a way to get discounted dental work.  I signed up with one of the companies and if all goes well, I will save about $600.00 or so dollars on the work I need done at the moment; further, you don't have to wait a frelling year!  FRELL YOU AFLAC.  Also, what the hell kind of state insurance does not offer Dental - Mississippi that's who! 

I contacted a dentist and they told me about CareCredit, which is a credit card designed to be used at various doctors in order to help people pay off high price procedures monthly - so long as you pay within the certain amount of % free period (usually a year).  Hopefully, I will be accepted for this - I have to call later and see.

So, thanks to Nikki for the advice.  It is good to have a dental person in me Hood even though all dentists are evil and pain bringers - mostly.

Anyway, as I type, I am still shaking from nerves.  Frelling dentist is my biggest fear in the world.  However, the nice dentist I called said that they would give me a valium before the procedure to help.  Hopefully that and a huge array of shots will get me through this...

...classic pile of crap that is.

How Tasty Was My Little Frenchman

We have this at me library.  I did not order it.  It is a result of the standing order program I believe.  We have to keep this behind the desk because of the nudity on the case and in the movie.  Moreover, it is kept in a drawer behind the desk.  Will it ever be checked out again?  I can tell you I will never check it out again.  Would I like to put it on the regular DVD shelf?  Yes.  However, the shite it would raise is not worth the effort.  If you work in a library, you know what I mean.  So, unless some movie buff notices it in our catalog, it is going to collect dust.

Was it a good movie?  In my opinion, it sucked and it was quite disturbing.  There was a ton of full frontal nudity with lots of penises, boobies, and vaginae, but it still is not worth it. 

My Frenchman tasted like a shite sandwhich.

Good Day!

Just so you know, those that may want to know...

I am a fat arse.

I eat meat.

I eat vegetables.

I am not a lesbian.  However, I have the same interests as lesbians - women.

So, I am male.  I like women.  Lesbians are cool.  I like food.  I am overweight, but not obscenely.

This announcement is for those IDIOTs and A-HOLES that seem to be sprouting up all over VOX.  If this is you, do me a favour and kiss my arse.  However, your comments are welcome.

Oh, and you can usually count on not taking me seriously, as I am full of shite.

Good Night and Good Day!

...this day that is.  Will it end?  Hells no, not until that magic closing time of 7 p.m.  Feels like I am in the ICE of HECK* today.

long, slow, annoying day...

HALP!

*Ninth Circle. Traitors, distinguished from the "merely" fraudulent in that their acts involve betraying one in a special relationship to the betrayer, are frozen in a lake of ice known as Cocytus. Each group of traitors is encased in ice to a different depth, ranging from only the waist down to complete immersion. The circle is divided into four concentric zones:  from Wiki...

Not that I am a traitor, just feels like a deep layer of HECK today, more like walking through Bolgia 2 in the Eighth Circle if you know what I mean...

HALP!