3 posts tagged “tax”

The Federal Government has finally done something right, http://www.usatoday.com/money/perfi/taxes/2009-03-31-cigarettetax_N.htm.  If you are a smoker, come to MS, as we have the lowest state cigarette tax around at $0.18 per pack.  Personally, I am not a smoker, I quit years ago.  I think this increase may help others quit.  

What are you going to do with your tax return?
Submitted by KB.

HA!  More like what is the frelling government going to do with their tax return?  We had to pay so that the government can go on and on and on and on and on...

I better stop now...

Well, we just got our tax returns in today from the lady that does them for us.  Bottom line, we owe money.  Shite, we always owe money.  So, I have to rant, but you don't have to read unless you can or want to commiserate.

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We fill out the standard tax forms at both of our places of employment; further, we fill them out correctly.  We only claim what we can and no more.  We actually follow all of the friggin rules - stupid us.  When we get paid, they take out what their little friggin tax calculators tell them to take out.  Actually, I usually have them take out a little more.  So, why the crap is it that we still OWE money.  They take out what should be taken out plus some; why is that not enough?  If they take out more, we have to eat more friggin ramen noodles and less friggin rice - lol. 

Follow me, if you will?  If they (IRS and State) want us to pay them more, then why the frell don't they just take it out of our frelling checks?  Do they (IRS and State) get their little jollies off at us trying to scramble to pay them money that they should take out earlier?  This little tax time at the end of the year is horse crap.  Take the frelling money out when we get paid.  At the end of the year, maybe give us some back or call it evens.  I am good with evens. 

Anyway, if you are a tax person then I am sorry.  Maybe you know why this IRS and State shite is the way it is.  I wonder if you tax people have to pay at the end of the year?  Maybe I should work for the IRS and/or State - maybe. 

I don't want to hear the frelling rich bitch about having to pay higher rates.  Hey, rich people, you're frelling rich.  Pay up and shut up.  I can guarantee that it hurts/burdens us poor little people more to have to pay money than it does you rich people.  Sorry rich people, but you are rich.  Hey, you even actually probably deserve your money; unless, of course, you are some type of pro-athlete or actor/actress. 

C'est la vie and when that doesn't work FRELL IT!

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Good Night!